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Fucking Pterodactyl
Margareta du Plessis the Republican Madam Prime Minister does “Madam Prime Minister’s Questions” as she takes a few swipes at her pterodactyl Democrat opposite by calling him a “fucking pterodactyl” over his sex allegations of her gay brother’s doings with a European male whore on live Gay TV the night before, by tossing her half-drunk glass of wine right at him where it just missed him by inches as it pulverized upon the olive-green work-bench right beside him. Madam Prime Minister also had a go at her pterodactyl counterpart over the acquisition of androids which work without any pay and don’t require any food, that are set to replace general biological office workers who she’s commissioned to immediately work in an Andromeda exotic jewellery mining colony for jewels to be made and sold intergalactically. So, the pterodactyl calls for immediate strikes in the House of Commons, London, circa 30,050 AD. in an alternate sci-fi reality.
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From Dingle With Love
Paddy Doyle is an extraordinary man. Born during a terrifying storm that isolates his home (Milford Farm in the Irish Republic) from the outside world, the priest who delivers him plays a crucial role in Paddy’s upbringing and mentors his affinity with the sea. When, at the age of 21, he leaves the safety of Ford Farm to work in the UK’s construction industry, Paddy’s life is never the same again. He saves his supervisor from a potentially fatal accident, crosses swords with his employer and drifts from one company to another, before Shaun Cullerton, MD of Eureka Construction offers him a job that shapes the rest of his life.
From the discovery of a half brother, a sexual proposal from a wealthy (and insistent) widow, an old flame who desperately needs his help, to a company takeover, a torrid affair with the new boss’s vivacious wife, another new love interest, karma and regret, ghostly experiences, assassination attempts, a kidnapping and a chilling situation on Paddy’s wedding day, this is a racy, steely read, bursting with twists and turns that will stay with you a long time after reading.
Contemporary fiction at its most thrilling, exciting, dangerous and captivating, From Dingle With Love is a multi-genre novel that will have you gripped from the prologue.
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Forever Love
Experience a love story that transcends time and place in Forever Love. When a young man living in the bustling metropolis of New York City is transported into a dream world, he discovers a love so profound that it defies explanation.
In this alternate reality, he finds himself living with a woman who is his wife in another century and country. As he delves deeper into the mystery of this dream world, he realizes that his actions could have real-world consequences for himself and his relatives in Sicily.
With the help of his trusted friends, he embarks on a journey to mitigate the danger and uncover the truth behind this mystical love story. Through the power of hypnosis, he unravels the secrets of his dream world and discovers a connection that spans across centuries.
Join our hero on this thrilling adventure as he travels to a far-off land in pursuit of a love that has no bounds. With danger lurking around every corner, he must navigate treacherous waters to protect himself and those he holds dear. Will he uncover the truth behind this mystical love story, or will he be forever lost in a dream world of his own making? Find out in Forever Love.
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For Those Who Do Not Die
In a dying world where life itself is staggering to a halt, an elite soldier of the God’s Order wrestles with his world’s impending doom and takes brave steps to alter its fate. Steps that lead himself and his friends into a web of chaos and bloodshed.
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Firstborn
On the remote isles of Skarrak, a creature stalks the night, preying on the people of the towns. Jon of Gor, a beastslayer of some renown, is hired by the local jarl to hunt down the monster. But wherever he searches, he encounters a wall of silence, of half-truths and denial, of superstition and suspicion. The creature’s victims are shrouded in secrecy and finding them is only half the battle. Desperate to continue his own search for his lost sister, he must battle against time, deception and the beast itself; a battle that soon becomes personal…
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Feed the Fire
Feel The Pull. Answer The Call.
Anya, a young woman who keeps to the shadows, is drawn out into the light and learns the hard way that magic can never really die. Her days of thieving turns into a fight for survival.
James, an older man with a bad leg, passes the time tending to the sick and wounded. Some people see him as a saint, others whisper about darker secrets he holds.
Runa is haunted by her past with Anya. One choice Runa made drove them apart. She now works for one of the gangs in the Capitol, just trying to keep one step ahead of the Capitol guard.
Inara is a bright and upcoming guard; she is driven by a deep sense of right and wrong. But is it possible to hold on to morality in the face of destiny?
The Capitol is divided, the west side is filled with the rich and privileged. The east side is filled with the poor and forgotten. The Castle with the King stands in its middle.
Magic will come at a price… one they might not be willing to pay.
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Everything Changed
Join a woman’s journey in Everything Changed - a story of a young woman who thought she had it all figured out. From fulfilling a childhood dream to living in her desired city, everything changed with a chance encounter that redirected her life. Reality and imagination collide as the protagonist navigates the complexities of life with boundless imagination. Get ready to be captivated by a tale of life, love, and the unpredictable turns of fate.
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Eternity Should Not Be Lost to Us
The immortals are real, having existed in time for some 200,000 years or more, some of them deified as gods and goddesses in their long lives and their existence had been kept secret, and chronicled by the skolaks, the keepers of their history. One of the more notorious and most powerful of these immortals, Edelon, self-entombed for the last 500 years, is about to be resurrected by her lover Rutheven, finally reunited after all this time; although for Edelon their time apart was but months, for Rutheven his time without her was measured in centuries. Her return to this world also signalled the return of her enemy, the assassin Tervagant.
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Empress of Kings
Aeloy Netheraven was born and raised in the Kingdom’s most dangerous prison. Three nights a week she bleeds and breaks in the Pits, an illegal fight club run by the warden.
One day, two strangers offer her a choice and a chance. In exchange for her freedom, all she has to do is guard a prince. But in a cursed land where a tyrant Queen rules from a stolen throne, guarding a prince isn’t as easy as Aeloy thought it would be. Someone keeps gifting her body parts, a kitchen maid goes missing and the Queen forces Aeloy to compete in a series of trials to prove her worth.
As Aeloy searches for the missing kitchen maid, and the culprit behind the grotesque gifts, she uncovers truths which shake the very foundation of her life and everyone around her. She finally found freedom, but at what cost?
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Emergence - Book One of the Alicorn Quest
In a bygone age, India’s forests whispered tales of unicorns.
The magic nestled within their spiralled horns was legendary, with villagers weaving tales of its mesmerizing properties. But these stories also painted targets on the creatures. Driven by greed, hunters came in droves, seeking the power in those horns. With every stolen horn, they boasted their conquests, leaving a trail of slain unicorns and bystanders in their wake. Darkness soon descended upon the forest, and the once-celebrated unicorns faded into myths.
Yet hope endured through ancient prophecies predicting the unicorns’ return. Symbols of their resurgence – a golden seven-pointed star and a bangle adorned with horse and unicorn carvings – were foretold to re-emerge. And in November 1861, these artifacts surfaced from the ocean’s depths, heralding the start of The Alicorn Quest.
This epic journey follows a young Indian adventurer’s quest to an unfamiliar Oregon, where destiny awaits in the form of a unique colt. As adversaries thwart his path, this colt, unaware of his future, grazes in Oregon’s
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Echoes from a Time Passage: Book 3
Vasmox, ordinary fellow he believes himself to be, steps away from his Weaver class family background and fascinated by tales of reaching other planes by traversing the Great Waters, trains as a marine navigator. Despite not being at all religious he is drawn to the spiritual head of the Ezsk peoples, who spoke at his graduation, and from then on finds himself embroiled in an intriguing world of subterfuge and conspiracy in the midst of political upheaval. But as events unfold he comes face to face with a beautiful young woman, Thela, precociously clever musician, trainee swordswoman, and cousin of his friend and mentor, Rieyniz Xanders.
Thela, who with her brother and father Axzis and mother Rieyna are all part of the music makers in Temple, when political changes begin to undermine their way of life putting them in danger. Since she was a small child, Thela has had a passion for the handsome navigator Vasmox, friend of her cousin Rieyniz. But she is also fascinated by her grandfather’s huge sword which hangs on the wall of the family’s living room. So one afternoon she takes it down from the wall and swings it, an action which then leads to events she could never have imagined.
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Echoes from a Time Passage: Book 2
Engaged in the task of sorting his father’s documents after his sudden death, Rieyniz Xanders uncovers something curious in Markas’s journal entries; ‘The Eternal Darkness still prevails. This is the greatest shock.’ He then has a disturbing dream: a strange face appears with a voice, “Your sister…your sister…in England.” Rieyniz resolves to sail through a spoken of but unknown plane divide at sea to find this mysterious woman. Assisted by the woman he loves, Vessel-Master Deshka, and supported by the leader of their faith, Renoulf, who is also haunted by a vision, Rieyniz braves the vortex of churning elements to reach the Earth plane, the vortex delivering them not off the coast of England, but Scotland.
May, incarcerated in a psychiatric institution from babyhood, knows she is not ‘mental’. Sharp-minded and intelligent, she adopts a strategy of pretending to be simple-minded, but her caregiver and educator, Sheila, knows otherwise. While still a young child, a face appears in her mind; his name is Anubis… but this face is not an Egyptian god but someone else. Throughout her childhood, his mysterious presence is with her. Now a young adult, May watches a political dictatorship rise in England, and when the institution’s caregivers suddenly disappear, she knows she has to get out. Following the voice of Anubis, May is reunited with Sheila who helps her escape to Scotland. There, she receives another vision – a beautiful, unusual man whom May calls her ‘Selkie’ stepping out of the waves, shedding his sealskin.
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